Author: Ray Mescallado

such a true beauty

such a true beauty

such a true beauty O Noriko Kijima this woodie’s for you

 

so lovely and fine

so lovely and fine

so lovely and fine but let’s face facts, you make a lousy garden gnome

 

yikes! you sure scared me!

yikes! you sure scared me!

yikes! you sure scared me! climbing out of the water like jaws, but sexy!

 

really, i don’t think

really, i don’t think

really, i don’t think a urinal cake would make a good diaphragm

 

forgot your waders?

forgot your waders?

forgot your waders? that’s fine, i’ve got another tackle you can hold.

 

you look oh-so chic

you look oh-so chic

you look oh-so chic from your white scarf to your black bukakke goggles

 

diamonds suit you well

diamonds suit you well

diamonds suit you well but why don’t we fix you up with a pearl necklace?

 

executive style

executive style

executive style and the proper boardroom moves are key to success

 

why yes, i’m sure baths

why yes, i’m sure baths

why yes, i’m sure baths are all you really need to cleanse your filthy mind

 

no, i never claimed

no, i never claimed

no, i never claimed a sartrean ethos is paradoxical