Category Archive: Haikucandy

yes your pussy’s cute

yes your pussy’s cute

yes your pussy’s cute but i think i’d like something a lot less hairy

 

please put down the mop

please put down the mop

please put down the mop i’ve got something else to wax with its own handle

 

oh sweet sweet jesus

oh sweet sweet jesus

oh sweet sweet jesus yurika tachibana you dazzle my world

 

your white teeth glisten

your white teeth glisten

your white teeth glisten and now i so dearly wish i’m a tube of crest

 

dishes are still wet

dishes are still wet

dishes are still wet we need something to dry them… say, your bikini…

 

experience shows

experience shows

experience shows goggles make for much better bukkake eyeshields

 

you look so lonely

you look so lonely

you look so lonely waiting for someone to bring the rest of your clothes.

 

so when you ask me

so when you ask me

so when you ask me “will a tramp stamp look edgy?” i say “but of course.”

 

really? do you think

really? do you think

really? do you think that’s what i meant when i said “i wanna hose you?”

 

why no, i’ve never

why no, i’ve never

why no, i’ve never mounted a woman right by a major highway