why no, i’ve never
why no, i’ve never mounted a woman right by a major highway
15 Nov
the expanse of skin
the expanse of skin
the expanse of skin that your back encompasses makes me wanna fap
15 Nov
i’ve got a dessert
i’ve got a dessert
i’ve got a dessert i’m dying to serve after i pick your cherry
14 Nov
you can’t fool me, girl!
you can’t fool me, girl!
you can’t fool me, girl! i know it’s your other hand which has six fingers!
14 Nov
i am so amazed
i am so amazed
i am so amazed and in awe of your wondrous grout-cleaning powers.
21 Apr
you want my photo?
you want my photo?
you want my photo? who do you think you are, hon, Dateline NBC?
21 Apr
O Little Cassius
O Little Cassius
O Little Cassius unzip my buttered fly then I’ll sting like a bee
20 Apr
hey pretty lifeguard
hey pretty lifeguard
hey pretty lifeguard if i drown in your beauty i’ll need mouth to mouth
20 Apr
something on your nose?
something on your nose?
something on your nose? why, just give me a minute and i’ll add to it
19 Apr
you try to tempt me
you try to tempt me
you try to tempt me but i really must resist pulling your finger